that might not suprise you if you think about it. Their right to abortion is now in their constitution.

being conservative now means protecting the establishment that protects their rights to their bodies.

People who retire after a career of teaching should be honored as much as those that manage to retire from the military or the police.

Especially in the gun happy culture of the US. There should be golden parachutes for people who are teachers for their whole career. It should push their kids into a different tax reality.

We’d might get good teachers to stick around then.

Would love to find a version that is unedited

bacon-ing no longer on the narwhal’s schedule.

From the original post:

“I am hoping someone else here has encountered this because apparently it has happened to dozens of dozens of homeowners in the area.”

Eating animal parts totally makes me feel like a Ferengi eyeing your latinum ring.

Hot roast chicken skin chopped onto rice is a meal fit for the gods.

I have had enough of conservatives climbing into the tree house and pulling up the ladder behind them.

Some, they say, can’t get married. Now they want to say who can split up. Let’s see them live the walk they talk first.

My neighbor cop is friends with the persons that owns the Amazon and FedEx local delivery companies.

Because of that friendship and me calling him a fascist they open my deliveries all the time for him.

When I accused him of it he told me to prove it.

Fucking fascists.

This should require anyone working on these laws that is divorced to be retroactively married to their ex-spouse automatically.

to be fair we are made out of meat

In Texas so does the grid.

Stealing from an dead person is still stealing.

I’d not really thought of Ozu as director of samurai movies.

face based and fingerprint based unlocking schemes is a bad idea.

if you dead someone can still unlock your phone with your corpse

they might … you know … be gay and work at lockheed martin … and got their managers to pay for some shit for pride. maybe could submit expense reports and have the trip paid for …

there were times when gay people couldn’t work at lockheed martin. i prefer this photo to that.

Cops love it when you tell them that they are free to go.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Abdulrahman_al-Awlaki

What a president can do to the least of us they will do to the rest of us.

Monkeys and primates are often times used in medical testing, and the primates and monkeys are infected with human disease for testing drugs.

That monkey was probably part of another research grant that infected it, and that research completed this being that has herpes is probably included in this research for Musk.

Primate animal testing is a horrifying gig. There is a primate research center in Oregon that goes through the human techs in a week because they have to do things like giving chimps dozens of inter-cranial shots of a disease every day.

Humans are pretty much monsters.

Joe Rogan sells “life supplements” to morons. The podcast episodes are an excuse to push said “supplements” to his audience of sad near suicide american males.