The title is a bit misleading. They didn’t hire an FBI agent. They hired a retired FBI agent. I feel that is a pretty crucial difference

As a Texan, I can absolutely attest to this

Louisiana band shellfish??? Not in a million years

Came to say this. That dub is hilarious.

Also Ghost in the Shell is my favorite.

What the system should do is if a detects an angry tone, it repeats the customers voice back to them with a slight delay. It is basically impossible to talk like that. It’s like a bad phone call. Then once the person stops talking for a bit, it goes back to normal… I now want to make this system.

I work with my hands so if my hands are covered in grease or dirt or whatever I wash my hands before taking a piss. I do wash my hands after as well.

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, “well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out” then I realized they’re talking about a different ring for a cock

I’m not much of a jorts man

Machine maintenance / Macgyver. We make air filters and I have to make sure the machines that make them are running.

I also do any other random jobs. Currently I’m creating a simple webpage to submit machine issues that get sent to a Google sheet and an email sent out.

I also machine metal replacement parts. Of course I make any personal projects I want to as well.

This is why I use a trackball mouse when on the couch.

My comfort clothes are jeans. I wear them year round in Houston Texas. I’m also pale as a ghost.

This one floored me.

Fuck Russian politics and policies* I like to believe that most Russians just want to live and drink vodka

That’s the reason I’m working so hard to get my degree. More prospects elsewhere when I have a degree. Hopefully all the way out of the US.

Had a relative that worked on them there.

I get fucked in the ass by enough things, I don’t need to Nazi’s doing it too

Oak tree. Destroys slabs like no other.

Oh, I use an electric kettle for tea and coffee for that matter. I was just giving the method I use to clean my microwave. I clean it whenever it gets dirty enough to bother me. I don’t use it often and I mostly cover my food if I do heat it up. So about every 2-3 months?

The US courts? As in the US supreme court? Then one that’s bought and paid for?

Take money out politics and our court system or they will continue to do whatever they and the corporations want.

…I just looked up and read “world court” so my rant is a tangent, vut I still stand by it.

Microwave a cup with water and vinegar until it boils. Then a single wipe cleans everything