You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.

Imagine if you could get a sample of your own ass and grow it into a steak

I think there will be a huge market for endangered animal meat. Imagine having dodo wings and a mammoth steak for dinner.

The Kinks are better than The Beatles

Futurama was really close on this one

Bad news is us tall guys get bruised knees from the seats. Good news is we get to watch everything everyone is doing on the screens in front of us. I watched like ten movies at once on the last flight I was on.

Forrest like Gump or Forrest like Nathan Bedford?

The Agricultural Revolution was a trap

Clearly our representative system of government will listen to the will of the people and solve this. Right?

Okay but it would be nice to know if anyone our government is capable of doing anything about this.

So people shouldn’t be upset that Biden hasn’t done enough because he’s not the king.

And then Democrats in the Senate who could investigate these things ask Biden because they’re incapable of it.

So are we to assume that the entire government is incapable of dealing with this?

We can take solace in the fact that both Louisiana and Florida will be underwater in a few decades, so that’s nice

I guess we can blame Biden. But it could be literally any Democrat in there doing the exact same thing because the political consultants they hire are so ridiculously out of touch.

If Biden is shocked that he has to convince stupid people to vote, then who’s really stupid? Sometimes you gotta make the airplane noise to get kids to eat their vegetables.

I like this bit in particular.

Biden isn’t even trying, though. He’s blaming them, calling them anti-Semitic, and acting entitled to our votes.

I don’t really blame Biden. He’s part of a giant political machine that has been shit at messaging since 1980. Democrats seem to be lead by the sort of try-hard, type-A, rule-follower nerds who were in Student Government in high school. They can’t relate to normal folks, and then resort to insults and guilt to get them to do something.

If you don’t vote for Biden, you get Trump.

Thanks to our Constitution you get Trump even if you do vote for Biden.

Kids need better civics education so they can keep their expectations of what our government is capable of as low as possible, that way they don’t feel like voting is useless and give up.

It’s like Kissinger all over again

Did the union buster bluster buffalo the buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

This is part one of enshittification: You give your service away to get users, and cater to their wishes. Then once they’re hooked you can do whatever you want because they can’t leave.

Just more technofeudalism from a technofeudalist.

Yep! All animals are slightly bioluminescent, including people