Once they give me the money it’s all mine, but I’m not going to lead with that.

Oh that’s the quote about threading a camel through an eye of a needle, right?

I missed that story in my bible.

Which version do you have?

Is that a type of elephant?

Oh man, those spicy seafood shits tomorrow are going to be intense.

Most of my friends are rich because I like to surround myself with people who are better then me.

When you ban someone if you check the box to remove content it doesn’t add it to the mod log and that drives me nuts.

Give me some money first and I’ll give you half of it back.

Did they remove the comment first or just ban you so the comment isn’t on the mod log?

The latter is one of the biggest flaws on Lemmy I’ve seen so far.

If I was smarter and worked harder I could be rich too.

You should start a GoFundMe.

I had tacos tonight, they were nice.

Isn’t that good for the economy?

Slinging coke to high school kids?

Someone just upvoted you!

Or POUNDED.

I think it’s cute you thought someone was waiting with bated breath for each of your witty responses but wasn’t downvoting idiotic me for some reason.

Who do you think is upvoting them?

Do you think people are going to read 151 comments and think anything besides you are a little obsessive about this topic?

My parents didn’t raise me, they did drugs and drank until they passed out and woke up and did it all over again.

Ned from The Simpsons raised me in half hour increments that have shaped my entire life and given me a life long lust for the lord’s love and a respect for my fellow man and their opinion that apparently you do not.

But it’s lacking evidence and facts, besides my very convincing arguments.