Appeals court: “Hold my beer.”
Appeals court: “Hold my beer.”
Leopard who eats faces didn’t think the other leopard would eat his face.
If not, at least have a backup plan: someone to flip on in exchange for a sweetheart deal.
Asked for comment, Senator Ted Cruz said “The weather here in Cancun is great!”
Grifters gonna grift, they can’t help themselves.
Corporations Already Spent Over $1 Billion on
LobbyingBribery in First Quarter of 2024
Fixed.
The Louisiana Republican says a flag used by the January 6 insurrectionists is harmless.
mostly
Better than Jerry in the next cubicle over.
And that’s how the LAPD learned about the Streisand Effect.
And I want Justice Thomas to admit what he did to Anita Hill, and discloses the bribes he has accepted and which cases he compromised for them.
But we don’t always get what we want in this world, Clarence.
GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
Then write and pass a bill that reforms patent law, you twats.
Why would ANYONE think Ted Cruz would do something helpful?
Secret meeting … reported
That’s not how secrets work at all.
Don’t forget the Pastafarians! Those little dears deserve to be touched by His Noodly Appendage!
And they’re a lot more pleasing to the eye, relatively speaking.
I am the one who walks away from Omelas.
“They” is the NSA, right?
These patients need to just come to terms with needing to go Super-Duper HARD-CORE Mode ™ and realize that Neuralink is here to Move Fast And Break Things ™ – like your brain.
/s (for the sarcasm-impaired)
Well now you have just gone too far.