It’s now the “Pay us more if you want your delivery to survive.”

I was sending flowers to my aunt, and it had a big warning about how tipping goes to the delivery driver, and it could mean the difference between good service and great service.

These fucking flowers were $150, and 20% is $30.

I sucked it up and paid but I’m going to just hire a random person next time to pick flowers from a graveyard at these prices.

The size of the patties are ridiculous.

They’re smaller than the pickles now.

https://www.tiktok.com/@mookey54_/video/7367775183572143402

Seriously! To push through in spite of Nintendo’s reputation.

If it’s on PC, try the easy mode mod.

https://www.reddit.com/r/fromsoftware/comments/uux0b5/playing_sekiro_on_easy_mode_has_been_an/

Don’t even feel bad. It’s your game. You can do whatever you want.

Some sites are click bait. I don’t want them to get revenue.

Fox News and right wingers really helped push fake threats.

My friend is a Rogan fan and he’s so terrified of certain cities, believing they’re overrun with migrants, as if he currently doesnt live in the top 10 dangerous cities in America.

It’s fucking bananas.

I powered through the first 10 episodes because I thought it was boring. Then it clicked and I enjoyed it.

Now it’s one of those shows where I see myself watching every few years to catch more details.

Hell yeah. Get up in that Ass, Marcille! Up in Frieren’s whole ass!

(I’m sure there’s dozens of Curb fans who also watch Dungeon Meshi and Frieren right?)

Going to throw a shout out for Against The Storm.

It takes my favorite part of Age of Empires (setting up the dang base) and distills it into the perfect game.

Now if someone can figure out how to make the other half (the combat) really good.

Black Republicans.

Gay Republicans.

Bootlicking Republicans who then get shot up.

It’s a mobile game from NetEase. I think it’s a excellent opportunity to be a madlad and review it like that because fuck them.

Aww boo hoo I can’t review any more of their shitty gacha games?

Bingo! It’s written in a “cover my ass” but that ass can get kicked by the courts.

If a dev only designs a solution that fits for exactly the current situation but doesn’t allow any changes, it’s not a good dev.

I don’t think anybody is arguing this. Nobody (in my decade-plus in this industry) actively codes in a way to not allow any changes.

PHP does that. I think a few others too.

Or maybe it was my IDE. I don’t remember. Not a issue I deal with frequently.

SO was in decline anyway. Most answers you’ll find are several years old and outdated, because some idiot thought the new ones are duplicates.

There’s been a new thing (for the past two years anyways) where some power tripping user would edit the highest rated answer, causing new users to fail to get recognition.

So a new user answers a old question with the latest way to do something based on new language specs… And they’d get 1-2 votes.

Why even contribute then?

I always lump microservices architecture as premature optimization, one that should be used when you’re maxed out of resources or everything is too spaghetti.

I love the idea. And I even pitched it for a specific project. But I had to eat humble pie when the devops nerds threw more servers at the problem and it worked better than I expected.

Because some marketing asshole told them that they better be prepared to scale to a bazillion users.

I memorized all 151 pokemon before the second generation came out.

I also write Jira tickets.

I am able to channel this voice ironically.

Sometimes, you pick up words so alien that you end up replacing the regular word, like domicile.

“Welcome to my domicile where we can refresh with our favorite inebriants and watch fellow humans engage in roughhousing with opposing humans. We can provide praise to the successors and belittle their counterparts!”

The NPCs constantly broke immersion for me. It’s the same 10 people over and over again.

Or if you’re fighting baddies or cops, they all act the same.