What if your wife already won’t have sex with you? Asking for a friend…

You get YOUR head out of your ass.

When was the last time you accurately predicted the next 20 years?

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Unless they don’t jump through all the right arbitrary legal hoops, in that case fuck 'em.

I think many of your takes are just subjective opinions that others often disagree with, but they seem to be said as if they are somehow concrete facts

Welcome to the Internet?

The danger with something like this is, if the punishment is the same for raping as killing, why would a rapist leave the victim alive?

Sounds like blast from the past, but I haven’t seen it in so long I don’t remember that…

with an eye injury

How could they tell?

Ah I get it now. Yes, you could do worse.

Sounds like a good way to keep population under control…

If only we had a stove at work … all we have are like 8 microwaves…

Wow, that’s totally not what that person said. Project much?

I remember when a 2 cheeseburger meal was $3… Get off my lawn.

wait for a urinal when toilets are clearly available

To be fair, I think that’s a misguided attempt at being “polite” or maybe even “fair”, as in they don’t need the toilet, so they’d rather not tie it up in case someone else does need it. But with as little time as it takes to piss, it’s a pretty pointless gesture.

This is why we base scientific words on Latin - dead language doesn’t change.

I’m just relating my experience - when I was younger, I commuted 20 miles round trip every day, and I worked at a bike shop with weenies that were always trying to shave weight off their bikes, so I did whatever I could to add functional weight (so no filling the tubes with lead, that would be cheating) including building up a dually, two rims side by side on a Sachs 3x7 hub. My average speed was higher when commuting (lots of rolling hills, but overall uphill in the morning, downhill going home) than it was on days off, when I was mainly riding around town where it was flat.

And it certainly wasn’t because I wanted to go to work…

“Not worse” is different from “better”, how is this a difficult concept?

not meant to

Meant by whom?

Eh, you should see the lengths people will go to to get rid of birds.

Luxury. Best we could manage was a paper bag in a septic tank.

Here in the desert, we wash our cars in hopes that will make it rain…