I might have cancer but it’s so expensive to actually find out. I’d rather just ride it out and wait until the damage becomes irreversible…

Get the inspection!!

Psychedelic polka

Maga -make Amish great again!

Finally, a way to obliterate Utah once and for all

I literally wear clothes everyday. I’m doing my part.

Checks out

It is, it means lack of something or anything.

This guy fucks

No. Remove the spaces between the word and the tag on each end

One of my favorite movies. Just took a picture 2 days ago from a scene there. Nice coincidence, thanks watching now.

And humans!

I swear to God it was the guy who did thrift shop. My wife and I started taking about it and she said that I’m not in the right timeline lol. I even told my fucking daughter like 4 weeks ago he was dead. She is 9 and just heard it for the first time and showed me and I was like oh yeah, that guy was great. And she was like, was?

Did he do the thrift shop song?

I’m having a Mandela moment, I swear this guy died years ago. You mother fuckers aren’t from my time line.

They know

What’s your vector, Victor?

My daughter is always asking how long until whatever and I usually say 3 SpongeBobs or however many SpongeBobs or takes

Pretty sure Trump lives in Florida so really it’s right there where it should be…

Shit dawg, you holdin? I’ll take 5 but I gotta pay you tomorrow.

This title is why I clicked. But only because 4chan and I knew it wouldn’t actually be a furry futa horse cock. But there was a Schrodinger’s moment in the seconds leading to the click.