World’s most cushioned motorcycle helmet.

He be like “mas turban”.

Spanish speakers be like:

Miranda seems like a proper Berkeley Hunt.

What’s wrong with Plexamp?

As a tween and young teen I was fascinated by psychology and “sexual dysfunction” (textbook term at the time). I wrote one of my science final reports (our finals were original reports, not tests) on common sexual dysfunctions amongst American women. My mom was supportive until she saw I was watching a documentary on sexual surrogate therapy that was basically exactly the same thing as described in this article. Even at 14 I could see the benefits of being treated by a trained sexual therapist. Ultimately I went into tech so I wouldn’t starve. I did alright but the idea professional sexual therapy always stuck with me. I hope someday it becomes widely available, especially given the current changes that have come with modern human interaction.

EDIT: I think it was this documentary. It’s been a while.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9019530

Ok, but did it work?

Rookie numbers. I get emails asking me if I am interested in jobs I haven’t done in twenty years.

Epstein’d

Wouldn’t the mice turn to stone or does she feed them three blind mice?

Can anyone explain the Drake v Kendrick Lamar thing, including the latest turn in the saga, to me. I am very out of the loop here and search results return so much noise that they are essentially useless.

Offline mode and mod tools might have made it a good sandbox for modders. Or maybe not.

Lord Fartkonnen

Is the use of :-) a clear indication of being over 40 years old?

The goodest blinkers

That TikTok, as 99% of others, is concentrated bullshit.

Smucker’s Goober be like…

So what I am reading is that I should open a few Reddit accounts and start replying to posts with random excerpts from Master P era dirty south lyrics en masse.

On average, Northern Cardinals live for 3 years in the wild but they can grow as old as 15 years. The average lifespan in captivity is longer with the record set at over 28 years.

Source: https://birdwatchingbuzz.com/how-long-do-cardinals-live/

Very strong Simon Stålenhag vibe. The lighting, color palette, and overall style is just about identical.