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2 months agoBees?
Bees?
Pull through, damnit!
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!
It’s Spider-Man! With a gun!
Kill all Jane Does!
Too many hipster buzzwords, I’ll pass.
You gotta be out of your God damn mind if you think I’m gonna pay to watch some dork ride their bike around.
I’m trying to keep, the ground on my feet, It seems the world is falling down arooouund me
B-b-b-but “based on a true story”. You wouldn’t lie, wouldja son?
Tell us the tale, oh wise one (no seriously, please, no /s).
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I… don’t get it
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine?!?!?