If I lived in Australia, and was confident I could pull a heist, I would totally steal that painting. Its probably super accessible right now. Streisand effect in full swing, it getting stolen would only increase that.

Catgirls want to be taken care of by a human, not fight with other animals.

My immediate reaction is horny but the more I read it, the less it makes sense grammatically.

They stole it from a child

I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.

I think we can get to full blown idiocracy by 2050, 2500 was such an overestimate.

No, girls aren’t real

Just new boot goofin

I’ve never order a mixed drink in my life. Got some flasks in college and will still take that and have a soda instead. With beers being $7 minimum I’m also starting to just slam a >9% IPA before going in and having water.

All I want is a 4x4 kei truck that’s like 15% bigger for us tallbois.

Pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olive, chives

I’m honestly wondering if I can start a business “de-smarting” things. I had this idea a couple years ago when I was hardware disabling the microphone in my Comcast remote. I think the average consumer is realizing how much they are being tracked and do not like it. Enough that they would pay for solutions. The VPN market is massive.

Since they’re light weight, they don’t need the heavy rail for freight trains that put >25 tons per axle. It would be incredibly easy to make little switching stations that could pass, turn, and store these pods. Having mini train infrastructure like that everywhere would complete my autism. Life would be complete and I could die happy in a monorail pod crash.

we need to make it illegal for rodeo clowns to steal nuclear waste

Nahhh, shit man, don’t do that. That’s Jefferies only hobby since his wife left him.

They will, they will make hundreds, maybe thousands of arrests knowing full well its unconstitutional. But it’ll take a year or two to work through courts at which point the courts will be completely controlled by Project 2025 magats.

Bros from the 1900s be saying “social security” lmao

Why Snakes Have Two Penises and Alligators Are Always Erect | National Geographic

Interacting with people? No thank you. Crab rangoon is essential tho, cannot live without.

Is cereal a bowl of milk sandwiches?

Do do do doo do doo do

Or is this ice ice baby?