That’s be nice. I could make arrangements early and adjust my life insurance to maximize payout with minimum payments. It’d also be good to know the how so I can be sure not to be home when it happens - or at least wear a diaper so I don’t poop all over the sofa.

I miss Sobe Energy. That was my favorite drink but if they even still make it, it’s no longer sold in IL.

Let that weirdo fuck it; he’ll probably get stuck and the problem will be solved.

Yeah and they don’t have a handy desert to be a good place for a molten salt battery farm, either, which means they’re stuck with other modern solutions until somebody can make something better at scale without needing huge banks of lithium.

If you can afford actual family jewels then you deserve to have to sell them.

All microwaves can defrost. In 30ish years I have yet to see one make pizza crust crispy.

They’re savages, but they probably also think NY Pizza is good.

Didn’t John Oliver do an episode about this exact kind of veto?

Quark would have cleaned up in the current economy. I mean he’d be dead in about a decade when WW3 hits in-universe, but still.

I’m from and in IL, and not only is Trump an idiot, he’s also wrong and a liar. Pritzker is the best Governor we’ve had in my entire lifetime. My fiance is salty that he raised the cost of a vehicle registration, but she’s not an idiot and still voted for him.

The same BS he’s always about.

The only thing I know about buying a boat is that it’s the happiest day off your life, followed by selling your boat.

It’s basically a scam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVLPx-4O48

Meh, as long as he’s only dating adults and not abusing anyone, i didn’t care. People lie on those stupid things all the time, and age is at the top of the list along with height & weight.

Doesn’t the quagmire currently known as the website formerly known as Twitter already have this feature? Sounds like Y’tube is late to the party.

It was probably taking up valuable warehouse space.

Sounds made up. I’ve never interacted with a single person at the gym, ever.

Welp, he may not be Ottersaurus Rex, but he’s not wrong.

Can somebody please weave some razor wire into a gag and cover her fucking word hole already? Congress Karen needs to just… Stop.

Is acadsoc just goole transrate? Because it makes even less sense than I’d expect.