Ummm I failed? I have no idea what I’m looking at

Yes where I live, we use cm usually. Also height is almost always measured without shoes

Thaaat’s right Mike!

Apparently this is called “Unicorn deformation car” based on the box title

https://www.amazon.com/SOYUOI-Ultimate-Transforming-Unicorn-Car/dp/B0CL2LC3SC

Bad english classes apparently :(

But can be fixed! Done

I’m dumb but what does that even mean?

I see it’s from 2021, I’m surprised this isn’t used as a meme template (or at least I haven’t seen it)

I was recently thinking - is this like a real thing? Or is it more like a joke since cucumber looks the way it looks?

Have they already added commercial breaks?

That must mean there’s infinite amount of oil!!!

Sure, but I can drive for more than 11 hours and still be in Romania 👍

I’m with you but I get it that sometimes it’s convenient. My wife likes what we call “cup recipes” in baking where everything is measured in cups/glasses (this was a new thing couple of years ago where I live). It’s very fast and convenient.

But yes, it gets out of hand. I mean “a cup of celery”? … How? Why?

So far I haven’t discovered any famous person in my tree so the most famous one must be my grandpa who was a principal in multiple schools in my hometown and helped to found them after WW2.

9gag, they also have 816. Is this where the screenshot is from?

May I ask, how do you want to keep criminality under control? I’m genuinely curious. Do you just let it be? Do you educate people? Do you create some separate unit to police?

Like I understand when one is let’s say dissatisfied with police. But in my opinion the solution isn’t to let it be. And definitely not to form some para-military organization. Reform the police, have one group in country to keep order. If the group doesn’t work, fix it.

But that’s just my point of view, I’m curious to read your’s

It’s not sad. I’m jealous

Citroen Saxo, everything was SO cheap. I remember I had to replace a side mirror and a new one was like … 30€? And I was able to do it myself.

Replacing a side mirror on my Octavia was almost 500€!

You’ve got a point. But that would mean we’re praising some low-level noob. Or maybe bro like created a new account and has got skillz but got like a new low level character

Yeah but … that is still kind of weak? I mean we are talking about personification of the creator of the universe. Like you spawn some fish to one-time feed people? Couldn’t you like create a lake for generations to come? Or something?

Also “wine from water” is like … really? You come to Earth with all your power and you solve petty problems like not enough wine at the wedding?

And for “raising a man from the dead” - Lazarus was his friend. And from the Bible it really sounds like he came to the Bethany just because he was his friend. And I look at this and wedding in Cana and … you came here to Earth just to help your friends? Really? Like could you maybe do something for humanity as a whole? With all this power … and you’re using it for petty problems and helping your friends.

Like sure, if they’re real then those trully are mirracles. But if you’re son of creator of the entire universe and life as we know it … boy are those weak, weak mirracles

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Went to the pizzeria,

Came back with gonorrhea.