Do it you man baby!

Business Insider is utter crap. Please ignore those idiots.

Kirk, after Captain James T.

She watched A LOT of TV while carrying me! (I’m named after another TV though…)

Can I Venmo you $5.50 and you grab me a slice? Just mail it back!

Where I live that’s $12.

I heard that and thought, “Someone at Apple thought this up and then many other people approved it.”

It takes a very special mind to do this…

They did say, “Cats” (plural). Which begs the question: How many average house cats = 1 average tiger?

Is it your Day of Cake on Lemmy today, or did you add that emoji to your user name?

If it’s the former: Happy Day of Cake!

If it’s the latter. Well played!

Holy Shitballs:

Sam Santala

Jun 5

Also, hilarious that I can’t even get ahold of your support chat to question this unless I agree to these terms beforehand.

Jun 5

I can’t even uninstall Photoshop unless I agree to these terms?? Are you fucking kidding me??

Jun 5

Realising I also need to agree to the terms if I want to sign in and cancel my subscription

16h

Can someone there give me an email for someone who can cancel my subscription without having to sign in and agree to these new terms first?

Pick a good bread that’s low in fat & sugar, and high in fiber, and pair it with a glass of milk to ensure a complete protein is formed with the PB, and you’re good.

Add in sliced banana for some sweetness, and toast that bread first (so your PB gets gooey) for a real treat!

“The best thing you can do as you grow older is to do it gracefully.”

Stupendously sublime mate. 😍

Howl less

Thank you!

Do you have any research from reputable organizations to corroborate your assertions?

I’m unfamiliar with the term “Emergent Care.”

Thank you!

Asking the important questions! I work with 3 and they’re all spelled differently…

I thought it was because someone tested that bag and found out it wasn’t biodegradable?

Secret Oktober will forever ground me.

The beat, the lyrics, the build. They combine perfectly to ground me.

They just covered their own song for a Halloween album: Secret Oktober 31st but I’m still making my mind up on that one.

“We’re still not sure how the cat ended up with all the candy…”

Fourthed

When you were SIX!? C’mere…

(((HUGS)))