Not US, but Canada. I don’t work a desk job, but but drive around doing work out of a van full of tools, with ladders on top.

Most days I can do 6-2, 7-3, 8-4, 9-5, how ever I want… After 8 hrs I get over time. After 12 hrs is double time.

Lunch is paid.

Usually I set an alarm, either get up, or snooze a bit, and find myself on the job site sometime between 7 and 8 put in 8 hrs of work that day, and go home unless we get busy and something comes up, and the over time is there if I want it. I take it more often than not. It pays off come Christmas time as a pay bonus

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I just started Talos Principle the other day and this reads like something that computer that keeps arguing with me about personhood would say

I think you have too uhhhh… Download the drivers from the internet

Aw fuck I knew that, but never seen it used as an acronym. Hahahah thanks

Fuck all financial officers ? Is that what FAFO means?

Aww fuck, looks like Silica litter. While was imagining the story to be about traditional cat litter, this is still pretty funny, and dumb on the cops’ part.

Kitty litter/meth, now I gotta see this one

Or himilayan pink salt and drugs

It’s when you pop a minty gum in your mouth and chew it. You’ve accelerated your breath.

Spiders spin webs

Hmm, I believe you! Maybe I should reset it and start over then. Swipe works so terribly for me I end up typing letter by letter most of the time. It gets really tiring on the fingers when your phone is a tool for work

That’s so interesting! Thanks for sharing

Ahh, well that’s okay at least you like root beer

I love swipe, but it types competent won’t completely wrong words all the time for me wtf am I doing wrong

I thought helmet + sunglasses were motorcycle cops.

You’re welcome/I’m sorry. I cannot forget no matter how hard I try… 🫣

Boof, biff, pow!

Thank you for the giggle, SatansMaggotyCumFart

This is the best