https://youtu.be/MI7Tq6sRxE4

I have heard it analogized that English is a language that follows other languages into dark alleys to beat them up and steal their words.

Mine is full of ‘oreos’ (Oreoles), ‘emeralds’ (Admirals), ‘see-ment’ (cement), and very cute regionalisms like ‘roundy-rounds’ (roundabouts). I love it

They’d be looking like that one chick from the 2016 election that screamed Noooooo!

You lost me at the vegetable oil

My infosec skills are far too sophisticated for infiltration (small piece of black tape)

Yeah same, I got ones that smell like Shea butter, they’re pretty nice. I mean if the store had other ones branded differently with the same wipes I would just buy those lol. I feel like the only ones triggered by the imagery are ironically the guys who are insecure in their masculinity and feel threatened by a literal moist toilette.

I have Dude Wipes in my car but that’s just because I thought they smelled good and they were on sale at Kroger. I have a very dirty and dusty job and some days I gotta wipe the gruel off after a shift.

Cock and Fall Torture

I think you a word there

I appreciate your cheekiness, sir

Where is the Topo Chico master race??

I’ll add that learning botany and taxonomy is VERY fun and rewarding. Going out in the field and discovering new plants and wildlife is a great treasure that always gives. It adds so much value to the outdoors

Some people are not smart enough to convey sarcasm online without coming off sincere.

My work uses VoIP and when I call anyone I hear a dial tone.

Endeavour is great, I daily it and as a Linux noob it’s been very forgiving. My only annoyance is that I’ve been having some issues with the display where sometimes I’ll wake it up and will only get a black screen and no means of doing anything to fix it. My laptop also really doesn’t like me using any other DEs besides Budgie.

Dumb libruls think global warming is real, when 6 months out of 2024 are not yet breaking temperature records! Half the year is not even hotter!

Clitorinthians rolls better

I remember staying at this wonderful couple’s BnB in Northern Michigan and they had a claw-foot standing bathtub, that thing was incredible. So spacious