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Cake day: July 4th, 2023

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  • Polish = guarantee ?

    Tommy:
    Let’s think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.

    Ted:
    I’m listening.

    Tommy:
    Here’s how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.

    Ted:
    Yeah, makes a man feel good.

    Tommy:
    'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.

    Ted:
    What’s your point?

    Tommy:
    The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer? “Building model airplanes” says the little fairy, but we’re not buying it. Next thing you know, there’s money missing off the dresser and your daughter’s knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.

    Ted:
    But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?

    Tommy:
    Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of sh*t. That’s all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from me.