It certainly would be if he and his cronies believed these were legitimate charges, but instead, they like to live in make-believe land where this has all been a political stunt orchestrated by Biden to tarnish Trump’s good name prior to the upcoming election. It’s a witch hunt, a kangaroo court, made-up crimes just to label him a criminal, and so many more nonsensical mental gymnastics to twist reality into something that’s in line with their feels. Yes, he is now a convicted felon, but other than the label and an anticipated fine, I don’t think anything will change moving forward because of this.

I’m predicting the sentence right now… maximum fine of $170k, no jail time, and probably some form of probation… yay for justice.

I have seen no evidence to dissuade me from holding this belief.

I strongly disagree with that statement… tools are useful.

Trump in the blue suit with the grindy lass in his lap.

Tofu

Can we at least give them the chance to willingly forfeit their extreme wealth before resorting to decapitation. I imagine many would still refuse, but I feel it’s ethically necessary to provide them with a choice.

Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you’ll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.

Or maybe the character is historically accurate, and yall are just being racist…

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yasuke

Speaking of which, try reading that comment again because, to me, it seems they are implying that veganism is the gross thing. Basic reading comprehension.

Be right back. Gotta go dump some toxins real quick.

Yeah, I was going to say I’m not Australian, so I’m not super familiar with her, but from what I do know of her, this portrait seems fitting.

Oh no! Better hope you have never deployed it successfully, or you’ll now lose all you have gained through it.

Did somebody call me?

This takes cankles to a new level.

Most gas-powered leaf blowers use two-cycle engines, which produce hundreds of times more hazardous pollutants and fine particulates than cars. Leaf blowers overtook automobiles as the number one source of air pollution in California during 2020.

Howdy! I only daydream of scenarios where I no longer need to own them to feel safe from the rising fascism.

Well, you see, the logic here is simple; gun ownership is a constitutionally protected right, and women don’t have rights.

Then how am I always eating chicken tits?

Flushing a toilet, yes, as far as I’m aware, any toilet, regardless of the design, creates an aerosolized mist containing small particles of fecal matter. So, every time you flush a toilet with the lid open, you are covering your bathroom and everything in it in a microscopic layer of shit… enjoy brushing your teeth later.