I go even further. Jesus was a direct decendant of David, and so is this guy, so Middle Eastern Jesus it is.

All the best Anglo neighborhoods‽‽‽ Sounds antisemitic to me…

Pretty sure the child in question was a girl, but I guess the woman didn’t want to let facts stand in the way of her feeling

They’re the type to use a picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan

The Real Tater Salad

Heck the cops even have that as an alias.

Needs some hard boiled eggs as well.

They don’t want to make it easy to get back in, so that other countries aren’t tempted to leave in the first place. They shouldn’t reward temper tantrums.

That’s a curry. A coup is a child of your parents siblings

MC Hammer called them parachute pants.

I hope yoga pants never go out of style.

Kilts FTW. Not only do they allow you to take a shit on the battlefield easily, it also makes it far easier to teabag your fallen foes.

From the description, I’m picturing Dedra Meero and her uniform’s pants.

It’s certainly an interesting flavor profile. On the savory bitter side, but with some spices I bet you could make a curry flavored porridge, or even something like a General Tso’s. It basically tastes nutty and bitter with a tiny hint of grass.

It’s the circle of pants,

And we wear them all!

From the tightest skinny jeans,

To the widest jnco’s

And hempseed. Gruel is a complete protein, it’s just cheap so most people haven’t ever even tried it. It’s kinda like a weird tasting grits or porridge

I want you,

I need you,

But there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna live on you,

Now don’t be sad, ^don’t ^be ^sad

No, cause 19 of 20 ain’t bad.

They don’t contain one of the 20 essential amino acids. Namely methionine. Nuts, seeds, legumes, and grains contain it though, so you can pair beans with your favorite one of those to have a complete protein.

With the fight over the pound in the 80s and 90s when they first formed the EU, I would be very surprised if the EU didn’t force the UK to adopt the Euro to rejoin

Well you forgot the most important step to get those benefits, that would be the application to become America’s 51st through 89th states. Though most of your 39 counties probably don’t have the necessary population to become their own states.

He lost the general election by over 3 million votes. The EC needs to be abolished.

If the Superbowl had some committee that overturned almost 20% of the results of the game, the US would be burning shit to the ground. Why do we accept that roughly 20% of all presidential elections have been overturned by people we cannot vote for?