I make no promises.

Standing there, engulfed in flames, thinking “Goddamn it, I know I know this, but what is it? Jump around? No, that cant be right. Sonofabitch, if I dont remember soon, Im gonna be in real trouble.”

Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

Ok so the orcas are the navy, eagles are the air force, otters are obviously the marines.

What flavor of jam?

The gender neutral term is bovine child.

Electric bikes are under hyped for how they revolutionise individual transportation.

I also cant see 3D movies for the same reason. Cant see magic eye puzzles either.

And the curse is transferred once more

Did I ever tell you about that beautiful old battle axe I found once?

I married her.

Lizard doggo

No.

Yep, energy density of materials we can be in close proximity to without getting super-cancer is the bottkeneck.

Satisfactory doesnt tickle the pattern recognition part of my brain the way Factorio does. In Factorio I can make a beautiful, perfectly symmetrical Nuc plant with integrated reprocessing, and a perfectly opimized red circuit build just ripping along with full speed modules and beacons. I can really visualize the perfect layout far better than in Satisfactory. In the latter, I found exploring the worl more interesting than building the factory.

Call in a bomb threat for the 4 planes to the FBI.

Hoard a warehouse full of toilet paper and profiteer from it.

I dont know what to do about Covid though.

Yes hi I’d like to buy a bus ticket to Cincinatti, also where can I find a bulletproof vest that will fit a gorilla?

Who is this dude? I see him alot.

To waiting 3 minutes for a 178kb jpeg to load?

Opiates actually just trigger the cheese receptors in the brain

Pure HTML, untarnished by the poison of CSS and Javascript.