Trailblazing Braille Taser

I really don’t think it has anything to do with math. Remember, this cartoon was written for the general public.

You know how people say “if you ___, you’re part of the problem”? I think the joke is that the people in the picture already know and believe that they’re part of the problem, rather than needing to be told. Rather than doing anything about it, they seem to celebrate it. It’s just kind of absurdist humor, nothing too deep.

Honestly, it hits different these days when a lot of right wing American politics is literally about celebrating being part of the problem. “Rolling coal” and such.

I think you’re mistaking him with the meaty urologist

Also RIP my teeth.

The wizard on the wall (disguised as a skeleton) uses NixOS and also happens to declare their incantations in the Nix language.

For completeness, we should review the involuntarily uploaded data as well.

Until then, we have simdjson https://github.com/simdjson/simdjson

Isn’t a tenured position the real crown in academia? I feel like successfully defending your dissertation is more like becoming a little prince or something.

It is clearer now without a pseudo-justification.

ChatGPT, draw me a logo that is similar to, but legally distinct from, the ChatGPT logo.

The Vatican maybe?

They ask you to install a root CA? That would enable your DNS provider to MITM your TLS traffic. Yikes.

And just intellectually dishonest. It makes no sense that it’s OK to view the same content in the app but not on the web.

Alright, I’m officially filing a motion with the greater Internet court to replace “no one:” with “nobody asked, but…”

Maybe I’m just too literal, but I have no idea what to make of the “no one:” part of these memes. Every time I see it, I feel like the joke works just as well without it.

Nobody can’t have no dialogue, people!

You’re not the boss of me now!

You could also run a shell command that kills vim from within vim… :!killall -9 vim.

Your clones need to be slightly dumber than you (a) so they just do what you say and (b) so they don’t make more clones that make more clones, turning all of the world’s resources into clones of yourself.

That’s the big picture. The small picture is at 100% of Boeing whistleblowers this year only continued living for a few months after blowing their whistles. (Disclaimer: no facts were checked in the writing of this comment.)

We could still use their current ages to make a lower bound

What kinda Jack? We got Nicholson, we got Black, we got White, and even Chan.