• Arigion@feddit.de
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    7 months ago

    As a politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will put into law that volcanoes will be forbidden to erupt in our wonderful country.

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      7 months ago

      And as a different politician I can assure you that if you vote for me I will fight for the freedom of volcanoes to erupt whenever and wherever they want. In fact, I promise a volcano in every household and quicksand in every sandbox.

      Cause this is America. Where land has more rights than people voting.

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      7 months ago

      The former president of the Philippines said that he will urinate on the volcano that was threatening to erupt. Lol