nothing I like more than a d̵͕͕̣̭̣͙̳̤̼̙͍͇̯̩̖̝̲͖̻͖̖͓̠̥̓͊̈́̐̇ͅe̶͔̘̯̹̹͓̟̝͖̮͉͖̲̖̩̘͖̤̗̯̠͙̎͒́̈́̊͋͆͒̀̿͒͐͂͒͆̂͗͜l̴̢̛͇̼͕̭͓͓̙̩̯̺͚̟̮͖̪̮̫̖̥̒͗͆͌͒̍̉̂͛̈́̇̚͘̚͘̕͠i̸̡̡̖̪̯̱̗̹̮̩̮͈̦̯̟̲̭͓͖̗̤̭̺͐̓̎͌̍̄̉͐͗͗̔̊̔́̄͂̌̒̃̒͑͑̿̏̚͘̕͠c̶̢̧̳͍͉̭̖͙̣̻̀̓͐̽ͅį̴̧̡̢͕͇̥̜͔̮̲̮̩̖̜͎͙̺̭̪̰̙̘͎͗̌̏͗̀̇͊̓́̊̑͆̂́̌͜͝͝ͅo̶̫̫͍̤̬͓̰̰̯̤̐̈́̓̾͐̃̓͗̏̾͂̀̂͊͛͘͘̕͠͝u̵̻͓̬̻̽̾̒͗͂̆̈́̽̿͆͒͂̑̈́̂̐̆̓̈́̂̚̕s̸̨̛̟̬̤̫̙̗̞̠̩̼̝̜̺̳̗͉̪͕̩̭̠̖̃̐̆͋̿͋̍̇̎̐̓̈̄̀̈́̀̚͘ ̵̢̧͍̘̠̖̹͎̮̲̟̘̳̯̼͈̫͚͎̠̝͔͗͑̒̍̿̈́̐͆̊͌̾͆̾͝h̷̡̢̹̯̜͕̬͖̥̼̳̱̹̦̺̭̼̟̠͈͕̹͇̥̘̏̾̂͌͝ỡ̴̢̛͎̟͓̲̥̠̫̠̹͍͍̖̹̜̪̱͉͙̳̰̍̔̃̑̆̃͂͑̀́̆̔̿̑͑̈́͆̀̇̓̒̑͘͘̕͜ţ̷̧̠̟̘͓̥͔͕̥͍̟͓̹̗̼̠̥̺͚̓̈́͆͋̈́̏̓̃̈́̇̈́̈̓̏͘͝ ̴̤̱͈̠̜̦͖̗̯̹͎̺̮̫̈͜ͅa̵̡̧̡̢̧̡͓̤̘̞̻͙̫̺̭̟͓̯͍̫̲̠̖̗̠͂͒̑̾̕͜͜ͅp̵̡̡̡̠̣͖̮̯͚̥̠̬͑͛̌̃̋͂̽͝ͅp̶̛̜̦̰̹̀̔͆̉͊̐͋̈́̉ͅļ̶̛̛͇̘̱̤̠͙̯͈͕̟͚̞̦̤̯̤̝̘̏̓̄̂͒̽́͌̽̿͑̍̔͑̓̓̉̏̓̂̾̚͘̚͝͠ͅͅͅè̵͚͈̠̱͚̯͎̝̫̬̩͓̩̣̫̝̯̭͆͑̏̔̅͒̊͒̿̈́̄̿͋̅̾̿͆͘͘̕͜͝͝͝ ̵͓̪͓͚̦̩̩̮̹͒̊̍̈͗̓̅̏̑̔́̔̀͊͘͜͝p̶̙̪̗̤̼̜̳͔̘̥̟͓̭̦̥̘̣̭̳̝̲̳͇̤̆̏͗̾͌͆̿̓͋̀͘i̶̧̢̛̹̙̞̫̘̻̲̥̮̤̰̳̤̮͔̼͉̲͔̞̬͔͓͗̾̿͒̾͋͊̊̾̏̈́̃̔̽̀̄̔̈́̍̃̋e̶̛̻͖̩̣̜͕̪͈͖̜͉̼̯͖̓͊͐̈̒̎̂̀̒̌̊̅̾̚͘͜ͅ

Sorry, the (Etherial screaming) device is broken.

This is the handshake for a 33.6kbps modem

when you try and call someone in a dark world

yeah can I get a uhhhh

*drive-thru flashbacks intensify involving a going uhhhhhhhh out loud for up to or even over a minute while cars pile up behind the and the speed of service timer keeps ticking up and making everyone look bad on their shift in ways that may cost them their jobs and then the suddenly gets really mad and shouts out ‘ARE YOU THERE HELLO HELLO?!’ as if we were the ones delaying him *

Hi welcome to McCthulu’s may I take your sanity?