Storksforlegs@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 9 months agoSpineless fence-sitter thinks killing children is bad no matter who does itthebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up168file-text
arrow-up168external-linkSpineless fence-sitter thinks killing children is bad no matter who does itthebeaverton.comStorksforlegs@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.orgEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square4fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePlume (She/Her)@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months agoBut remember, if you want to kill a child, always shout “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” before you shoot. That’s the international standard.
minus-squareLuke_Fartnocker@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoI’ve done that before shooting every child I’ve killed. It’s worked well so far.
But remember, if you want to kill a child, always shout “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” before you shoot. That’s the international standard.
I’ve done that before shooting every child I’ve killed. It’s worked well so far.