• Maalus@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Imagine 2000 years of scribes and scholars trying to make “dude, he went in when he was shitting, stabbed the dude so far into his fat arse that his fat folds hid the hilt. The dude even shat himself in the end!” sound good