Nine killed, 2,750 wounded across Lebanon as Hezbollah pagers explode
www.aljazeera.com
Hezbollah official calls it the group’s ‘biggest security breach’ in nearly a year of cross-border fire with Israel.
  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Oh shit… Let me call the police about this! Sure thing! Right away!

    Wait a minute!

    LOL! You think I’m that stupid? You call them! Here, take my phone! I’m just gonna go hide behind that 1" thick steel wall! Oh, should we just run over to the station? It’s safer that way.