Me going out and hunting down John Capitalism
What is it about conservative humor that it always has this same flavor?
“People who aren’t me these days”
That is it distilled, huh?
I imagine that if you recorded Thanksgiving dinner table rants from a few hundred , converted those rants to text, and fed that text to ChatGPT, the product you’d get (besides some more burned acres of forest) would be basically that sentence, I believe.
Yeah but when Larry Wall dies, that’ll be a great blow for border abolition.
Also the revolution 😞
There’s still Brad Pitt and Gary Woodchipper.
That’s why I’m going to name my firstborn Gulag Guillotine
I don’t get it
Adolf Hitler died, so why are there still so many hitlers all over the place, wtf?
Bill reminding us again why he’s paid the big bucks.
Wasn’t his initial gimmick on SNL “Chevy Chase but slightly less of a piece of shit?”
I need someone to check up on Rafaella Tiramisu, stat!
he actually stole this from kattwilliamsferrell