Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there’s this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.
So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say “Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!” And sell it and get $$$.
Just do “Black Rifle Coffee” but for beer. Along with the price spike for tactical labeling and lettering, make sure it deliberately tastes horrible because things tasting good makes men weak or something.
weak men make bad beer
bad beer makes strong men
etc etc
But then strong men make weak beer.
Strong men make strong beer
Strong beer makes weak men
Weak men make weak beer
Weak beer makes men hard
Hard men make men hard
Beer and strong men make me hard
I wonder if they made a mistake on not also branding their 200mg espresso cans to suburban mothers and college kids
:socialism-beer:
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The grifters were way ahead of you on this one. “Ultra Right” beer.
Yeah, I was going to say I’m pretty sure they’ve done that. Hell, they’ve even done anti-woke water
The “The sale of this beer does NOT go towards funding Maoist Guerrillas in the Philippines” label has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the label
Spitballing brand names:
- The Ku Klux Kans
- 4cans
- GOPints
- Chuggin’ Chud.
- Chugchud
- Triumph of the Wheat
- Seig Hop
- Nectar of Hyperborea
Liber-ale Tears
Mar-a-Lager
Mar-a-Lager
Damn that’s a good one Trump could become a billionaire again if he sold this.
I thought of adding some Trump theme’d beer but I’m also conflicted because Trump doesn’t drink.
Golden Eagle American Heritage Armory Reserve
Golden American Manly Eagle Reserve
With some shitty
promotional code for additional Cawadoody War Crimes Points for their Colonialism Pass or something.
Good name, but I think Golden Heritage is perfect for a fashy beer name. It just sounds so larpy.
Maybe even some cringe about “The Emperor Protects” or whatever on it as a wink wink nudge for very clever cryptofash.
There’s a hard seltzer called Happy Dad that uses the Nazi NFT monkey on its packaging.
MFW they literally called themselves Yuga labs.
I don’t know why I felt compelled to look it up, it’s exactly as awful looking as it sounds.
I’m sure this has been done. checks Yeah, and it’s the tackiest I’ve seen: “Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American Beer”.
can’t have good beer anymore, because of woke.
All beer is anti-woke because they make me sleepy. Need to get back to my uni levels of alcohol tolerance to own the libs.
i don’t remember the brand, but i do remember having seen contract anti-woke beer being advertised before lmao
also, Minhas is a contract brewer that makes absolute garbo for TJ’s so that’s got my vote
I think the dude that did the anti-woke razors and chocolate has already gotten on it.
Is there a way to add a tactical grip to the cans?
Would be great if it included soy tho
Would be great if it included soy tho
Know whose “anti soy” nutrition supplement had soy as its main ingredient?
Don’t quote me on this but I wouldn’t be surprised if brewers added soy lecithin to stouts for creaminess/mouth feel
I’m the old Norm, I just want normal beer!
