• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    5 days ago

    I know this is just a “grass is always greener” because I am horridly burned out at my current gig and it’s only getting worse, but damn, I’m really sitting here on my lunch break going “Yeah, gathering fish jizz sounds a whole lot better than going back into this hellhole”.

    On the other hand, you probably need some marine life education to become the cuddlefish jizzmopper that I certainly lack.

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      5 days ago

      nothing to stop you from buying an aquarium and becoming a hobbyist cuttlefish jizzmopper!

      • kureta@lemmy.ml
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        4 days ago

        They don’t want to be a cuttlefish jizmopper. They want to be a cuddlefish jizmopper. Much cozier species.