As requested, a thread for general snarking that may not need its own post.

  • ThatOrangeBird@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    4 days ago

    He’s not a person, he’s an appendage. He’s a dusty, dry moon stuck in orbit around Planet Papaya. There is no way he gets to plan, suggest, initiate or enjoy ANYTHING. He does what he’s told.

    • crownofgold6@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      4 days ago

      You’re totally right. What a sad life to live, I bet he’s absolutely miserable but he’s allowing all this to happen by bowing down to her and relishing in her fortune built on lies.

      • Rarepotato@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        edit-2
        11 hours ago

        He had to dress up like Eagles Kelce for her birthday. Another time ordered him the same flip-flop/thong sandals as Kelce. When she opened them, he said, “Yeah, but you know I don’t like things between my toes.” Sarah said, “You’ll adjust.” Checks out with her feelings about consent being annoying because “I just want him to do what I want him to do- nobody else can do it” when referencing her fantasy of him breastfeeding from her (she called it adult nursing relationships and said he said no)