Can we have one day without talking about poop?

I bet we could go 3 days. 🤔

The first rule about poop club is we don’t talk about poop club.

You’re the one that brought it up!

this is the first post i’ve actually read from this community & i’m already sold lol

Who’s got poop.social? Feels like it needs to be running a Lemmy.

This is a poop post

@SeatBeeSate So what you’re saying is you’re tired of crappy conversations.

Best we can do is three

There’s been kind of a “last week of school before summer vacation” vibe, which I suspect is related in part to the overall weirdness of this moment as reddit partially collapses and the Fediverse figures out how to absorb the influx of new users and, I dunno, I figure everyone is just feeling kind of impish and punchy.

Anyway I’m a humorless old person and unfond of scatological humor in general, so I emphatically share your sentiment. I suspect it’ll die down shortly, though. In the meantime I hope the literal shitposters are at least enjoying themselves. Everybody’s gotta blow off steam from time to time.

My dude, social media is today’s bathroom stall. What else are we to talk about other than the duece left behind.

Peter: I’m looking for some toilet training books.
Salesman: We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular ‘nobody poops but you’.
Peter: Well, you see, we’re catholic…
Salesman: Ah, then you’ll want ‘you’re a naughty, naughty boy, and that’s concentrated evil coming out the back of you’.

Well I had successfully avoided it until this thread lol.

3 days no poop baby!!! I mean you don’t take poop daily?

I mean if we could get 3 days without pooping I guess we can stop taking about it for a day.
In all seriousness it’ll fade away as all memes does, give it time.

This is the first one I’ve seen today.