Bidet users can keep their posh, clean asses out of the discussion!

  • saegiru@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Rare or not, get a bidet for home. It’s like $25 US for a basic model, and you will never go back. I feel like an absolute savage when I can’t use a bidet now. My best argument is this: Imagine if you fell into a pile of manure. Would you just get some dry paper towel and wipe yourself off and call it good?

    If your answer is anything other than no, I don’t have a rebuttal, but you do you.

    In answer to the question, I still wipe the water away sitting down. Standing up doesn’t make any sense as you essentially make a shit sandwich with your cheeks… and even though I’m clean down there now - I learned that way and don’t plan on changing.

    • AttackBunny@kbin.social
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      1 year ago

      Lol if I fell in manure I wouldn’t just take the hose and wash it off, then paper towel dry either. There would definitely be LOTS of saop involved. Just saying.

      I’m in total agreement though. Got a nice bidet seat and it’s hands down the best thing ever. I hate using bathrooms in the wild, at all, because they lack the heated seat my bidet has, in addition to the lack of the bidet part.

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      1 year ago

      I used a $30 bidet for about 6 years. It’s has always been amazing. We finally redid our bathroom so I went with a deluxe heated seat, heated water, blow dryer, etc. Gat damn is it wonderful, but it will spoil you. Makes pooping anywhere else dreadful. I’m trying to solve this by gifting my friends bidets for Christmas. So far it’s working.

      • FreeBooteR69@kbin.social
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        1 year ago

        Wow, bidets for $30? It can be $1k to $3k cad just for the bowl here. It’s like $500 and up just for the seats! That doesn’t account for the other bits and bobs you need to get it all installed.