• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    I mean…he can cycle through those stages as fast or as short as he wants. I’m more interested in a different cycle.

    Trump prepares for an election one year away.

    Trump is not a criminal.

    Trump goes on trial.

    Trump farts in his sleep.

    Trump IS a criminal.

    Trump is locked up.

    Maybe someone in jail pokes him in the eyes, or kicks him in the balls.

    THATS the series of events I’M here to see. And you know CNN would somehow get access to the video footage of trump in jail. Especially if something funny happens.

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      23 days ago

      Trump is locked up.

      Trump get epsteined.

      The moronverse explode.