and I always make us use the checkout with a cashier (not self-checkout) because I’ve been on a kick of promoting local business and such.

On the way out, I unintentionally walk toward the non-automatic doors and just about walk into them before I catch myself and push the door open. Without skipping a beat she says, “What, are you trying to keep those doors employed too?”

    1 month ago

    MBA: Shouldn’t we charge people for the privilege of opening the doors manually? How about a subscription for this service?

    AI assistant: You appear to enjoy running into doors. My algorithm will lock doors in your face from now on. You’re welcome.