What do you mean none of it is carbonated? Ain’t you ever heard of soda springs?
Ocean acidification: Am I a joke to you?
Fo real
Oh, it’s all carbonated. Once the atmosphere is hot enough to lower the pressure across the boundary interface between air and sea and/or heat the oceans sufficiently to ex-gas, it’ll fizz. It’ll fizz for sure.
In some places it already does in the summer :)
Soda springs geyser: am I a joke to you?
What?? How?!
Shit, he just convinced me! I have no arguments against insanity, so I must agree
There is naturally carbonated water, so…
You denier!
Where the fuck are they getting Topo Chico from? Fucking Mars?
Can someone explain the joke for me?
When a fizzy drink loses its fizziness, it’s described as flat.
Flat water=non-carbonated water or sometimes tap water. Since the oceans/surface water is not sparkling/carbonated water it must be flat water. Since the earth is mostly water it must be flat, too.
That was a funny joke, thanks for explaining.
All living things are made of carbon. Most living things live in the water.
Ergo: Most water is carbonated.
Most things live on land, about 2% of Earth’s biomass is in the oceans.
There are a lot of trees, fungus, and cows