Xi presses the Taiwan earthquake button.
Then he presses the NYC earthquake button.
Where will he strike next?? 
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- LAUNCH SPY BALLOON DEPLOY SECRET POLICE STATION ACTIVATE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
- ENGAGE HUAWEI TIKTOK 5G MIND CONTROL TOWERS SOW DISTRUST IN TESLA WITH CHEAP EVS CONQUER EAST ASIA WITH TRAINS AND INFRASTRUCTURE
- REVERSE MITCH MCDONALDS SISTER OR WHATEVER INTO A POND MAKA DA BOAT HIT DA BRIDGE HEHE
xi’s new powerful weapon:
What’s funnier is that this was repeated in non-satirical publication
…In this context, China’s strategic priority is to avoid doing anything that would interrupt the process of U.S. decline…
Sorry, the button’s got no juice. I don’t see two tea cups.
He’s been hitting the button too much this last week, just being brazen about it and stopped trying to use it in a way that won’t get him found out. /s
