Announcing !malkavian@lemmy.world

Welcome to the Madness Network.

Rules:

  1. Fishmalks will be ridiculed.
  2. Fishmalks will be ridiculed.
  3. Don’t wake Malkav.
  4. Fuck Baba Yaga
  5. I forgot what 8 was for!
  6. You can listen to the voices, but if you start answering back, you might be a Malkav! Here’s your sign, get’er dead.
  7. Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

All Rules will be enforced, maybe, probably, can you spare some change?