A Montana man pleaded guilty on Tuesday to federal charges stemming from his creation of giant mutant hybrid bighorn sheep. Wyoming biologists said they don’t want weird mutant hybrid species here.
“Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! Montana is my home. And I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of giant mutant hybrid sheep. A race of atomic giant mutant hybrid sheep which will conquer the world!”
“Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! Montana is my home. And I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of giant mutant hybrid sheep. A race of atomic giant mutant hybrid sheep which will conquer the world!”
Apologies to Ed Wood and Bela Lugosi.