Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoGood for gen zhexbear.netimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1200
arrow-up1200imageGood for gen zhexbear.netYuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to technology@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·5 months ago“Hi, I’ll be your self-checkout specialist today. Can I interest you in a premium reusable tote? It’s only $0.75 more and hides 30% more items from the Loss Prevention Officer.”
minus-squareNephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoworking a shift helping people steal shit and then walking out the back with a cartload of “returns”
“Hi, I’ll be your self-checkout specialist today. Can I interest you in a premium reusable tote? It’s only $0.75 more and hides 30% more items from the Loss Prevention Officer.”
working a shift helping people steal shit and then walking out the back with a cartload of “returns”