• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    False. The correct way to sleep is on a 7-11 sausage roller set to high speed.

    • The heat lamp creates warmth which you normally substitute with a dangerous choking blanket
    • the high-speed spinning flings off your sweat to keep you cool using Bernoulli’s Principle instead of energy-hungry and dangerous fans or AC units
    • the constant flow of vomit and other effluvia helps you maintain a healthy figure instead of ridiculously augmenting your life with the high-risk activity of “exercise.”