Please dont take this seriously guys its just a dumb meme I haven’t written a single line of code in half of these languages

  • MonsiuerPatEBrownEnglish
    38·
    2 months ago

    https://www.foo.be/docs/tpj/issues/vol4_4/tpj0404-0015.html

    The Perl Poetry Contest - The Perl Journal, Winter 1999

    #!/usr/bin/perl
    #
    # asylum.pl
    # by Harl

    close (youreyes);
    bind (yourself, fast);

    while ($narcosis) {
       exists $to($calm);
       not calm;
    }

    accept the, anesthesia;
    seek the, $granted, $asylum’
    and wait;

    stat ically;

    unlink and listen (in, $complicity);

    for (a, little) {
       system (“sync hronicity”);
    }