SagXD@lemm.ee to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5 months ago"Below Belt" by TwonksComiclemm.eeimagemessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1567file-text
arrow-up1567image"Below Belt" by TwonksComiclemm.eeSagXD@lemm.ee to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square5fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePsionicsicknesscakelinkfedilinkarrow-up41·5 months agoHalf a joke, half why boxers still wear their shorts as high as 1900 monopoly men.
minus-squarepalordrolap@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up16·5 months agoRemind me: Why can’t they simply turn their opponent upside down then punch them above the belt. Scene: Moustache boxer hugs and flips belt guy onto ropes. Not a punch. Gotta be legal. Cut to shocked spectators. CRUNCH. Shocked faces turn to winces and grimaces. Except maybe one guy who’s amazed or creepily excited.
minus-squareMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoBecause it’s boxing, not wrestling. Why do you think clinches always get broken up by the ref?
Half a joke, half why boxers still wear their shorts as high as 1900 monopoly men.
Remind me: Why can’t they simply turn their opponent upside down then punch them above the belt.
Scene:
Moustache boxer hugs and flips belt guy onto ropes. Not a punch. Gotta be legal.
Cut to shocked spectators.
CRUNCH.
Shocked faces turn to winces and grimaces. Except maybe one guy who’s amazed or creepily excited.
Because it’s boxing, not wrestling.
Why do you think clinches always get broken up by the ref?
Wasn’t being entirely serious.