Under “-isms”: “-isms” must manufacture “it” to justify their existence.

'There is a man, a certain man And for the poor, you may be sure That he’ll do all he can Who is this one, who’s favourite son

Just by his action has the traction Magnets on the run Who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke And wouldn’t get a bit upset if he were really broke

With wealth and fame He’s still the same I’ll bet you five you’re not alive If you don’t know his name’