funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days ago"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-square"That faint odour just came back", Tom said reminiscently.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-square"Trump needs a better running mate", Tom dispensed.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up110
arrow-up110message-square"We are not cousins", Tom said unrelatedly.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months ago"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-square"You just left ninety-nine hundreths of that cake!", exclaimed Tom extremely obtusely.tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square2fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up117
arrow-up117message-square"It looks like you, and it does everything you do, and yet it isn't you", Tom said on reflection.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up19
arrow-up19message-square"Tom got here after the other two", Tom said in third-person.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-square"It's fair in this specific context", Tom said just in case.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-square"Well, Pumbaa, you should know that I've already bested your little friend at Battleship", Tom said sanctimoniously.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up111
arrow-up111message-square"Large semi-aquatic herbivores are vital to the health of the ecosystem", Tom said hypocritically.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17
arrow-up17message-square"I might not have kids, but I can still self-identify as a father", Tom said transparently.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-square"This whole dissertation is a load of crap", Tom said in abstract.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square1fedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 months ago"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16
arrow-up16message-square"Veronica is much too formal," she said with irony.plus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square2fedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 months ago"That AA Milne adaptation was crap," Tom pooh-poohed.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up18
arrow-up18message-square"That AA Milne adaptation was crap," Tom pooh-poohed.plus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 months ago"Other guys never want to hang out with me," mentioned Tom.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14
arrow-up14message-square"Other guys never want to hang out with me," mentioned Tom.plus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11
arrow-up11message-square"For your insolence in disrespecting me, I shall become a scourge upon your kingdom", Ishtar said urbanely.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 9 months ago"Don't call me Francis," he said, being frank.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13
arrow-up13message-square"Don't call me Francis," he said, being frank.plus-squareℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@midwest.socialMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributedmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-square"I come to pay respects to mighty Genghis", Tom contributedfunwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-square"I have committed no crime", Tom pled in a sense.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-square"I'll force that little demon to do something", Tom said, making an impact.funwiththoughts@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago"Listen Robo-Jack, you need to work on your punctuality!", Tom ejaculatedmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12
arrow-up12message-square"Listen Robo-Jack, you need to work on your punctuality!", Tom ejaculatedaberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0fedilink