Jokes You Can Tell Your Mom

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

META: I'm reposting some favorites to get things started

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META: I'm reposting some favorites to get things started

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

63 and pregnant

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63 and pregnant

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

A cowboy walks into the bar, only to find it's empty.

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A cowboy walks into the bar, only to find it's empty.

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

The vacation in Thailand

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The vacation in Thailand

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

A Viking is out shopping

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A Viking is out shopping

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

A lady lost her handbag..

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A lady lost her handbag..

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

The first Jewish President of the United States

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The first Jewish President of the United States

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

Don’t call me Shirley

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Don’t call me Shirley

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

My uncle was taking our picture at a dairy farm in Wisconsin

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My uncle was taking our picture at a dairy farm in Wisconsin

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

A widow is on trial

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A widow is on trial

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

I’ve been stung by a bee

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I’ve been stung by a bee

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

Two communists are sitting together

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Two communists are sitting together

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

My 9 year old son has started asking awkward questions

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My 9 year old son has started asking awkward questions

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

The Bathtub test

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The Bathtub test

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

Can I buy a half a head of lettuce?

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Can I buy a half a head of lettuce?

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

New CEO tours the facilities

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New CEO tours the facilities

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

Going to the john

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Going to the john

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

A Man Notices his Co-Worker Wearing an Earring One Day

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A Man Notices his Co-Worker Wearing an Earring One Day

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

Cancel my allowance immediately

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Cancel my allowance immediately

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

How do you clean between your chickpeas?

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How do you clean between your chickpeas?

captainastronaut@seattlelunarsociety.orgMEnglish · 1 year ago

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It doesn’t have to be crass to be funny. Take the high road. Your Mom would be proud of you. :)

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