I’m sorry but as the bard I feel it is my duty to get this tale to an inn post haste. In order to do that I will have to leave my companions while the beholder chows down on their corpses. So sorry but I will definitely write about your my heroic last acts deeds.

"I’m inspired… Inspired to run away!

Lemme see what I got under ‘Scooby Doo’."

Reminds me of this video.