• FireWire400@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane

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        2 months ago

        Because it somehow seems like a huge safety hazard to have a bunch of drunk people doing drunk people stuff in a plane

        <announcer voice>

        This summer…

        …airline food ain’t what you gotta worry about…

        …the sequel you’ve all been waiting for…

        DRUNKS ON A PLANE

        At 30,000 feet, snakes aren’t the deadliest thing on this plane…drunks are.

        (Rated R. May contain scenes not suitable for sober people.)

        </announcer voice>