I’m talking like 45-57 years old (I’m 32)

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    You’re welcome to join my expedition to go back to 19th century Vienna and kill Freud. The time machine is finished. We’re leaving on Tuesday. You need to bring your own gun and German phrase book. “Ver is der mommenfucken quaken doktor vit der kokaine habbit?”

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            8 months ago

            I know that no-one cares but here’s a screenshot of the website where I think the image originated from:

            Man, the fediverse chuds would eat this shit up if they stumbled across it because no doubt this is the smoking gun proving that:

            a) Hexbear is a Russian op, and

            b) Hexbear has users that are so familiar with the Russian internet that they recognise thumbnails from obscure Russian websites so it’s obviously infested with Russian bots.

            (This isn’t true btw. I don’t speak Russian [much to my own personal disappointment] and I only use the Russian internet for piracy.)

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      8 months ago

      I’m sitting on the toilet uncontrollably laughing out loud at this comment. I’m sure my significant other is wondering what the hell is going on.

    • 🏳️‍⚧️Edward [it/its]@lemmygrad.ml
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      TO: ratboy

      Sorry ratboy, I’ll be a bit late to the cuddles. Swinging by Franks place, we’re going to kill Freud.

      TO: Frank

      I’m swinging by in my BT-7, got my musket and school German with me.

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      As someone that has finished his Psychoanalysis I felt the need to correct you.

      I agree you have made nice joke with accepted stereotypes of psychoanalysis.

      But most of those people mentioning “mommy issues” also hate psychoanalysis and Freud, yeah? Ask them.

      Basically, by Freud, it does not matter. If OP is happy - go for it, of he is not then go to therapy until you are happy - which usually means to accept his own values and wishes and enjoy older big breasted women without any guilt or need to get acceptance by internet strangers.

      Sexiest things are those behind taboos. That’s why I support all taboos. FFS even feet are sexy to us, look at those tribes they don’t even see female brests as sexy, since it is accepted.

      Let’s have as many taboos as possible!

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Psychoanalysis is medical malpractice. Freud’s only contribution to science was being so wrong, and causing so much harm, that better people felt a duty to prove him wrong.