photo quality apology
Sorry for the potato picture, was getting an upload error that I think is related to file size, so I did a screenshot of a screenshot to halfass resize it.
I found these at Walmart yesterday. If I had known that my kid had been at Walmart earlier in the week with a friend and had seen these and chosen to not buy them because he thought they looked gross, I probably wouldn’t have bought them, but I didn’t, so I did! 😅
Curiosity got the better of me before anyone else, so I tried them first and then took samples around to my family.
our review
I regret to inform you that they’re actually pretty fuckin good. 9/10 Oreo flavor. Husband and Chult agreed.
husband's comparison
Husband says they taste like fruity pebbles in a cookie, and I think this is spot-on. If that sounds like something you’d enjoy, give this nutritional abomination a try.
dunkability
I didn’t realize the oat milk had turned, so idk yet how they are dunked - probably great, tbqh. I have to go to the pharmacy today anyway, so I’ll grab some while I’m out and update anyone interested.
don’t forget capsaicin to help cover up that “dead inside” feeling 🥰
Wait don’t whiteoids spontaneously combust upon comsuming spicy? Or are you talking about the spicy challenges weirdos do to convince everyone how tough they are for consuming 10000 bazingascovilles of heat?
Some of us firebomb our insides because it’s better than eating bland food.
If you grow chilli plants, you can easily firebomb your outsides too
Good point, I’d probably develop a salsa addiction but there’s worse foods to be addicted to.
There’s two primary
strains - the ones who can’t have anything spicy and the ones who think spice is just a burning feeling and try to get a Scoville high score
It’s spelled “capitalism”