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minus-squarerobocall@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up25·18 days agoIf you do pick up the phone, tell them you already started drinking alcohol, so you can’t come in. But best is to not pick up at all.
minus-squarefunkless_eck@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·18 days agobro it’s just one modal on the website bro please just one more calendar integration bro promise just this one more fix to the email subject lines and you can go back to your vacation honest —my boss
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·18 days ago“Whatever you did broke prod. Please join this P1 call for the duration of the weekend” – your boss 30 minutes from now.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·17 days ago“Joke’s on you numbnuts, I didn’t even start working on it yet”
minus-squareRamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·18 days agoThat’s why you should always store some emergency booze next to your phone.
If you do pick up the phone, tell them you already started drinking alcohol, so you can’t come in. But best is to not pick up at all.
bro it’s just one modal on the website bro please just one more calendar integration bro promise just this one more fix to the email subject lines and you can go back to your vacation honest
—my boss
“Whatever you did broke prod. Please join this P1 call for the duration of the weekend”
– your boss 30 minutes from now.
“Joke’s on you numbnuts, I didn’t even start working on it yet”
That’s why you should always store some emergency booze next to your phone.